| 05/02/05:
The
art of the blurb
Or
how to decode praise.
Desperate copywriters use the
"in the tradition of" device, piggybacking on another writer's
fame. This says "if you liked that best seller, you'll automatically
love this," a marketing idea Amazon seized upon. In fact, it signals
"we're using this best-selling name without permission to attract
your attention because that author would never stoop to blurb
this."
(discuss)
(Posted by Peter)
Does Don Quixote still matter?
And
what happened to the novel?
That our own era mostly knows
Quixote through a sentimental pop-culture digest of the story,
in which the knight tilts at windmills and dreams the impossible
dream, doesn't negate the fact that we can relate to a 400-year-old
character. We'll even sing along with the Man of la Mancha, or
at least hum the show tunes.
Joining the knight and his guide
in their Broadway musical adventure may be the only journey most
readers will be able to manage. The novel, it is true, is long
and digressive. The writing is also ornate and tirelessly playful.
But the more serious problem with Don Quixote is that it
fails many of the critical and consumer tests of our literary
culture, a culture in the grips of a narrow, bland definition
of what constitutes a good book.
(discuss)
(Posted by Peter)
A fate worse than remaindering
A
used bookseller in Wigtown has decided to burn all the books no
one wants to buy.
Today
the spot overlooking the Solway Firth is marked by a simple stone
memorial. Near here, a chimney of books is being built on a platform
supported by four telegraph polls. This will be filled with straw
and sploshed with diesel, then topped with a wire basket full
of books. Readers (or perhaps non-readers) are invited to bring
any books of their own they wish to get rid of. Literatures
loss will be arts gain. To make it a properly festive occasion,
there will also be a barbecue.
Sounds
like a old school lynching. (discuss)
(Posted by Kathryn)
Thought police
Two books, both edited by Georges St. Martin and featuring
photographs of boys have been purloined from Michael Jackson's library
and used
against him in court. [comments deleted due to revision of information](discuss)
(Posted by Kathryn)
Being a writer in Alberta sucks
I would revise that to: being alive in Alberta
sucks. But, hey, that's just smart-mouthed talk from someone
who has no interest in cows or their boys... (discuss)
(Posted by George)
And now to insult the other side of the country...
A giant Montreal
library aims to get people fired up about reading.
It's
shaped like a shoebox and its colour is best described as hospital-gown
green. To the passerby, Montreal's vaunted new megalibrary might
not look like the shrine to literacy and culture that its boosters
had promised.
You
know, maybe if had been shaped like a fat-riddled sandwich and a
pack of smokes things would be different... (discuss)
(Posted by George)
And just to even things up...
Toronto
finally finds confirmation that it is indeed the centre of the universe.
(Much like the anus is the centre of the ass... Hey, I'm trying
here...) Frenetic denizens would laugh and point finger at rest
of country, but how can you make money doing that? (discuss)
(Posted by George)
Holmes gets a new
ride: a bandwagon
Everyone's doing
Sherlock lately. That's gotta get sore after a while. (discuss)
(Posted by George)
The writing wife
How
did I miss this one? Hollywood wives, presumably bored and waiting
for hubby to come home from the set, take up novel writing in place
of mountains of cocaine and screwing the poolboy. I guess it's time
to drop out of Poolboy U and get back into that certificate course
on agenting... Will I never find a vocation? (discuss)
(Posted by George)
Deal maker or breaker?
Is this "new" publishing
idea good or bad for new writers?
The
initiative is a departure for mainstream publishing. For this
so-called Ryanair equivalent, Macmillan has developed what it
calls a "streamlined, cost-effective model".
If it decides to accept
a novel for the list, terms are unnegotiable; no advance will
be paid, though writers will receive 20% of royalties from sales.
Macmillan will copy edit books, but if manuscripts need more detailed
work, it will suggest that writers employ freelance editors. According
to notes sent to authors, such editors "will charge realistic
fees and this will not in itself guarantee publication".
No
advance?! What, are we poets or something? (Isn't this how McSweeney's
is run?) (discuss)
(Posted by George)
Harold Bloom
on Hans Christian Andersen
To those of you who hate Bloom
(and I do think he's a pompous ass, but...): check out the bio at
the bottom. Go ahead, list your latest little book. He wins. (discuss)
(Posted by George)
Physician, franchise thyself
From
video games to internet to DVD to TV. (Good thing he isn't making
"drugs" for kids anymore. Yeah.) (discuss)
(Posted by George)
Molson Prize for Watery Fratboy Beer awarded
Canada
Council awards prizes for arts and humanities----yawn...zzzzzzzzzzz
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. (discuss)
(Posted by George)
Kingdom of Heaven my living Hell
Author of Warriors
of God says, Ridley Scott's Kingdom of Heaven ripped
me off! Lawyers faint and pee themselves with delight. (discuss)
(Posted by George)
May the Force be with you... cheaply...
Clive Thompson writes
about the phenomenon of fan art, focusing on the incredibly
awesome Star
Wars: Revelations -- a 40 minute fan-made featurette that cost
$20,000 to make and is better than the two latest movies put together.
Sure the acting is shitty, but it's actually kind of addictive after
a while. The fx are mind-blowing ($20G???) and the plot is actually
interesting. And, perhaps most telling, no one is thinking ahead
to a tie-in line of toy products. (If you're balking at the 250
meg download, you can get a
BitTorrent client like the one I downloaded today. The movie
just breezed in.) (discuss)
(Posted by George)
05/03/05:
Mondolithic
takes on the Martians
One of my favourite websites is Mondolithic,
a visual-arts site run by a couple of Vancouver artists. If you
read Wired or science magazines, you've seen their work.
Their latest project is the cover for The
War of the Worlds: Fresh Perspectives on the H.G. Wells Classic,
an anthology of essays on the sci-fi, uh, classic. Looks good. Check
out the galleries
while you're on the site. Some fabulous stuff here, including one
of my all-time favourites. (discuss)
(Posted by Peter)
White Noise on White Noise
This
could have been a great project if the links were randomly generated
too. As it is, it's still kind of interesting. I'd like to see this
done with more works.
White Noise on White Noise is
a collection of 36 randomly selected fragments of text from Don
DeLillo's novel White Noise.
(From
Bookslut) (discuss)
(Posted by Peter)
Canadian Identity explored
Noah Richler takes a stab at what makes us us in a 10 part
series airing on CBC radio's Ideas. McClelland and Stewart will
follow it up with a book based on the series as well as a DVD for
school purposes and Hasbro will be creating a line of pull string
dolls that say erudite things like, "I thought it lacked texture,
didn't you, Muffy?" and "I wish all our literature had
less bush and more wacked." The
Globe reports. (discuss)
(Posted by Kathryn)
My life as a glamorous grocery store writer
MobyLives prints an
all-too-true tale of woe and redemption in aisle three. A writer
goes from six figure advances to the curb, but claws his way back
up through handselling at the grocery store. It hurts to read it.
(discuss)
(Posted by George)
BookScan Canada: turning reality into numbers
Canada
is getting its own version of Neilson BookScan. This means we
can be depressed by accurate data instead of mere appearances.
BookNet
Canada, a not-for-profit organization, hopes to launch its BNC
Sales Data service in June, in time for the annual publishing
industry fair, Book Expo Canada. The new system will collect sales
information from retailers across the country and produce weekly
reports -- the ultimate bestseller list.
Tracking sales data for
books is not a new idea -- Nielsen BookScan has operated in Britain
since 1995 and in the United States since 2001. But despite having
more book titles for sale than any other English-language market
-- the result of being the confluence of books from Britain, the
United States and the country's own healthy domestic market --
Canada is the only major English-language market that does not
have a nationwide sales-tracking system for its books.
(discuss)
(Posted by George)
The state of the chapbook
Very
interesting piece on the importance of chapbooks. Lady Ninja
has the only other interesting essay on this subject that I've ever
read. When it's finally published in some musty sociology journal,
I'll see if she'll let me reprint it here. Let me rephrase that:
I'll beg her to let me reprint it here. (From Moby)
(discuss)
RIP: Bob Hunter
A face you grew up with in Toronto has passed. Environmental activist,
columnist and broadcaster, dead
at 63. (discuss)
(Posted by George)
Canada: the media franchise
Noah Richler's radio series on the scope and history of CanLit is
being spun off into books, DVDs, and a line of toys that includes
posable action figures of Susanna Moody, AM Klein and bill bisset
(maracas not included).
But
the radio series, based on Richler's interviews with more than
100 novelists, poets and thinkers, is only Part One of the project.
McClelland and Stewart will issue his companion book next January,
and an enhanced, school-friendly DVD version will follow from
the CBC next fall, with material the radio hour could not accommodate.
(discuss)
(Posted by George)
Sad, sad news
The
Double Hook Bookshop in Montreal is closing. (This is a subscriber-only
link on Q&Q, so you can't read the whole story -- but the news
isn't announced anywhere else online, that I can find. I'd buy a
membership to the site -- which has been just fantastic since its
inception -- but it's too expensive. Hint hint, guys.) (discuss)
(Posted by George)
Canadian comic book awards
The
Schusters were handed out this weekend. Seth makes some points
about popularity versus elitism. (discuss)
(Posted by George)
05/04/05:
Americans are staying away from school in droves
Fundamentals
of Homeschooling hits small
press bestseller list. Maybe the reason literacy rates are so
low in the US and Canada is that they are only measuring the children
who go to public schools. (discuss)
(Posted by Kathryn)
Wordstock
Where
hippies meet intellectuals and they all smoke pot and sign whatever
anyone wants signed.
Krassner,
a man who once wrote of a sexual encounter between President Lyndon
B. Johnson and John F. Kennedy's corpse, said he feels a sense
of personal continuity being at a book festival that borrows its
name in part from the revolutionary late '60s music festival.
"It's taking an attitude of an optimistic time and putting
[it] in another context," Krassner noted, adding, "It's
a little less muddy ... unless some of the text is muddy."
As he spoke, people approached with books, which he offered to
sign, even if they weren't his own.
I
truly wish I'd been there. (discuss)
(Posted by Kathryn)
Obsolete or antique?
Turns out all those old
computers are worth a fortune!
Erik
Klein has filled his guest bedroom and half his garage with computer
books and machines. His wife calls it junk, but he calls it history.
(discuss)
(Posted by Kathryn)
Canadian magazines gang up on drunk
Put the boots to him! Put the boots to him, my droogs!
Magazine
publishers are calling for the Liquor Control Board of Ontario
to
get out of the publishing industry. The Canadian Magazine
Publishers Association submitted a document to the Ontario Beverage
Alcohol System Review in March saying the LCBO's Food & Drink
magazine unfairly competes with private publishers.
(discuss)
(Posted by George)
National Magazine Awards shortlist announced
Here's the
story and here's the
list. Some unexpected entries in the poetry category, not least
of which is everyone's favourite badboy Shane Neilson. His long
poem, "Seized", that appeared in the Fiddlehead's poetry
issue is brilliant though, and if it doesn't win I'll be crying
foul. (Hell, I cry foul about six times a day, so whether anyone
will be listening is another matter entirely...) (discuss)
(Posted by George)
CroneLit?
A line of fiction for women over 45 (because, you know, they're
all the same once they reach 45), Transita,
is setting off some hot flashes across the pond.
Read
points out that, despite the fact that 40% of the UK's female
population is over the age of 45, there isn't an identifiable
body of fiction that mirrors the experiences of this group. "Life
for the 45-plus woman is very different now than it used to be,"
she says. "We are redefining our whole attitude towards mid-life,
and women want recognition of that in the books they read. They
want exciting, inspiration heroines they can relate to".
But Read appears to have
opened up a veritable Pandora's box, with critics of the imprint
claiming that it is patronising to define women readers in this
way.
Embrace
your cronehood! Conform! Conform! Does the call to conform ever
stop? (discuss)
(Posted by George)
Meettheauthor
Ew. He's so
much pastier than I expected... And his handshake is like a
dead fish. (discuss)
(Posted by George)
Judging books by their covers
The
classics edition. (discuss)
(Posted by George)
05/05/05:
Mired
in realism, I tell you
Michael Bryson of the Danforth Review looks at the 2005 ReLit
Award short-fiction long list in order to investigate
the state of the Canadian short story. It's a thoughtful piece
in which he addresses many writers' critiques, including mine:
I think maybe we're so caught
up in cultural/ethnic identity politics -- it does overwrite so
much of our lives -- that we tend to ignore other subjects. It's
rare, for instance, to see a Canadian writer grapple with scientific
theories or economic mutations. It's rare for these things to
even be in the background of most Canadian writers' works. I think
our fictional landscape has changed little in the last fifty or
sixty years -- we're so sealed off from change that we could be
some sort of Disney attraction.
I
should point out I'm found "guilty of conflated rhetoric." (discuss)
(Posted by Peter)
New Yorker caption contest goes weekly
The New Yorker has blatantly ripped off Bookninja's
Litterati caption contest with its cartoon
caption contest. We are scowling beneath our smiles. Oh yes,
and submitting suing. (discuss)
(Posted by Peter)
Torstar gets all romantic
Get ready to pull all your unpublishable bodice-rippers
from those bottom drawers (get it?); Torstar
is pumping for some vertical growth in the romance sector.
Harlequin
CEO Donna Hayes said during a presentation to investors after
the Torstar annual meeting that the company will return to growth
through a number of initiatives. It plans new series that will
be supported with better packaging and promotion, it is launching
a new line of non-romance fiction in a tall book format that "feels
more upscale," and is moving into new markets, she said.
Harlequin recently launched a joint venture in Brazil, and is
exploring markets in China, Taiwan and South Korea.
Harlequin is also going to expand its audio book and electronic
book ventures, and will enter the market for "Manga"
illustrated novels in Japan, Ms. Hayes said.
(discuss)
(Posted by Kathryn)
Spreading the Good News faster
Three pastors
blogging; this either means book blogging is so out it's outa
sight or these men of the cloth are so hip it hurts.
Several
years ago I was met by Jazz...it found me in the blues of solitude-
a lonely, tired and overwhelmed new seminarian, living in Kansas
City (not too far from the ever popular 18th & Vine).
I heard its first notes from a trumpet and then a trombone. Obviously,
the music had crossed my ears before, but never touching my soul
as it did this night. It was a Saturday night, and oh, what a
concert it was!
I wonder if there is a nuns's blog for books?(discuss)
(Posted by Kathryn)
Pop culture is making us smarter? Ay caramba!
Steven Johnson's Everything
Bad is Good for You raises some
interesting points. Plus, I just like the sentiment. Give me
glass a scotch and hand me that PS2 controller... I have work to
do.
I
had been batting around an idea for a book of collected essays.
I knew I wanted the opening to be about video games because I
had this sense people were not understanding, on some basic level,
how hard they are. A lot of people still think video games are
like Pac-Man. And I was going to do a bunch of other contrarian
pieces. I thought, well, I’ll do something about television, because
television has become so much better and nobody talks about that.
In fact, in the States there’s been this huge debate about television.
It’s between two sides: one side thinks television, and pop culture
in general, is so bad the Feds need to intervene; the other side
just thinks pop culture is bad. When I started refuting [those
positions], what was supposed to be a collection of disjointed
essays actually turned into the most linear of my books.
(Best
opening line ever: "Although he wears a turtleneck sweater
under a blazer in his author photo, Steven Johnson is actually a
pretty smart guy.") (discuss)
(Posted by George)
Run, Jane, Run
That poor woman who ran away (someone dig into her life - there's
a story there) from her fiance and is being vilified by the US media
(how dare she violate the sanctity of marriage and the sanctity
of her fiance's imminent ownership of her??) is compared
to Jane Eyre in an attempt to understand the public interest
in her situation. (discuss)
(Posted by George)
Arrrrgh!
Get yer tackle out and give it a shake. Top
ten books on the sea, mateys... (From PFW)
(discuss)
(Posted by George)
Then... DON'T come see my movie... I know you won't anyway...
George
practices reverse-psychology as marketing plan... Um, if people
don't come to your movie, G, it's because the last two sucked like
Sucky McSucklestein sucks a suckie suck. You hear me? ... ... ...
... ... Okay, I'll go. NeeeEEEErrrrrrd! (discuss)
(Posted by George)
Adopt-a-poet
Does this means you'll be able to host parties at which your guests
can use long pointy sticks to pick up trash for a mile around said
poet? Help improve the American Academy of Poets website by adopting
an American poet today. If I adopt Geoffrey
Hill, can I get him to edit my new book? (I was seriously thinking
of adopting Matthew
Rohrer on behalf of Bookninja.com... anyone?) (From Bookslut)
(discuss)
(Posted by George)
05/06/05:
Men
in safari jackets sighted at Google board meeting
Anglophone cyber-colonialists are raping and pillaging
and, guess what? The Parisians
are smoking-mad (and I mean Gauloises).
Moves
by the US corporation to create a digital library scanning millions
of books and putting them online have prompted fears in Paris
about American domination of cyberspace. Jean-Noël Jeanneney,
president of the French National Library which houses 13 million
books, this week published a book presenting a nightmare vision
of Google being in a position to hijack "the thought of the
world".
I
call for a separatist search engine, immédiatement! (discuss)
(Posted by Kathryn)
Kerouac makes it to the Baseball Hall of Fame...
...as a parody of Kerouac. I guess it's nice to be honoured
even if you are being honoured in sarcasm, or effigy, or bobblehead.
(discuss)
(Posted by Kathryn)
Swap shop in the air
Paradies airport-based shops start a
grass roots buy-back program and it works. This reminds me of
a little café bookshop in Thailand where farangs could trade
in two for one. (discuss)
(Posted by Kathryn)
Engaging the word
James O'Hearn has posted
an archive of radio interviews he did for CHRY
105.5FM in Toronto. Some interesting names, and then, well,
mine. (discuss)
(Posted by Kathryn)
Booker Prize III: This Time It's Incomprehensible
In an effort to capitalize on untapped niche markets and mine new
revenue streams, the Booker
continues to diversify its portfolio. Note: as the awards get
more numerous, the jackpot gets smaller... (discuss)
(Posted by George)
How will our children ever learn about spit balls and paperclip
football??
Our
schools' libraries are underfunded.
Saskatchewan
and Alberta led the provinces in median per-school library spending,
at $3,600 and $3,000 respectively. Spending in British Columbia
and Manitoba was also above the national average, while expenditures
in Quebec ($1,680) and Nova Scotia ($1,400) fell below. Ontario
hit the $2,000 median mark, while Newfoundland and Labrador dedicated
$1,000 per school.
Go
Saskatchewan and Alberta! Did I just write that? (From PFW)
(discuss)
(Posted by George)
Statistically improbable lit
Maud points us to some interesting
tidbits Wired
covers on some of Amazon's new features, including Concordance
and Text
Stats features. (discuss)
(Posted by George)
OAD
Does
it include "Wubblewoo"? Then I won't recognize it.
Fie! (discuss)
(Posted by George)
Not exactly sure...
...what this
chick-lit article is about, but there's lots of TO newspaper
gossip involved. I suspect much of it out of date. However, that
said, forget the six-pack and the biceps for a minute... How does
anyone have a crush on a conservative? Doesn't the anti-sex field
they're all required to fake nullify any longing? (discuss)
(Posted by George)
Set phasers to "cancel"
Star
Trek is over and that fucking bigoted idiot Orson Scott Card
couldn't be happier.
As
science fiction, the series was trapped in the 1930s — a throwback
to spaceship adventure stories with little regard for science
or deeper ideas. It was sci-fi as seen by Hollywood: all spectacle,
no substance.
Which was a shame, because
science fiction writing was incredibly fertile at the time, with
writers like Harlan Ellison and Ursula LeGuin, Robert Silverberg
and Larry Niven, Brian W. Aldiss and Michael Moorcock, Ray Bradbury
and Isaac Asimov, and Robert A. Heinlein and Arthur C. Clarke
creating so many different kinds of excellent science fiction
that no one reader could keep track of it all.
Little of this seeped into
the original "Star Trek." The later spinoffs were much
better performed, but the content continued to be stuck in Roddenberry's
rut. So why did the Trekkies throw themselves into this poorly
imagined, weakly written, badly acted television series with such
commitment and dedication? Why did it last so long?
Here's what I think: Most
people weren't reading all that brilliant science fiction. Most
people weren't reading at all. So when they saw "Star Trek,"
primitive as it was, it was their first glimpse of science fiction.
It was grade school for those who had let the whole science fiction
revolution pass them by.
Don't
get me wrong, I agree with him. It's just that, given his non-Star
Trek commentary, I think he's a piece of shit. (From Bookslut)
(discuss)
(Posted by George)
Weekend
Edition:
Chuck
Palahniuk has had a hard life
But
he's doing OK now.
After Chuck has racked up a couple
of hundred dollars on his credit card on novelty items, we drive
a few blocks to Wal-Mart, where he buys 20 small cuddly creatures,
kittens and puppies mainly, and a few rabbits and rodents. ...
this is Chuck's way of saying thanks to his fan base. One of each
will end up in an individually packaged gift box, alongside an
individually penned letter from Chuck to each and every one of
the faithful who have written to him. 'I've lost count of the
times people have come up to me after an event and said, "Thanks
for the fluffy toy, Chuck, my daughter loves it so much." People
treasure the fluffy toys.'
Back in the pick-up, he tells
me that each gift box is worth about $25. I do the math: a thousand
boxes adds up to twenty five grand, not counting postage. That's
a lot of money. 'It is,' he says, still smiling. 'But you know
what? I have a lot of money.'
(discuss)
(Posted by Peter)
"What can we Germans be proud
of?"
Just last night I watched a CBC documentary about the problems
with Germany's reunification. Now I read Gunter
Grass's piece on the same subject. Both lay the blame largely
on one thing: global capitalism.
In the Federal Republic of Germany
the classless society, regarded by all as highly desirable, is
changing into a class-based society that was long thought to be
outdated. No longer a possibility but a hard fact: what is paraded
as neo-liberal proves to be on close scrutiny a return to disparaging
practices of early capitalism. And the social market economy -
formerly a successful model of economic and cohesive action -
has degenerated into the free market economy for which the constitutional
obligation of employers to contribute to workers' pensions is
an irritation and the striving for profit is sacrosanct.
(discuss)
(Posted by Peter)
05/09/05:
The
Encylopedia Saskatchewanica
Who
says the ninjas don't love Saskatchewan? It's one of my favourite
provinces to drive through.
One hundred years of history will
cover more than 1,000 pages and 2,300 entries when the Encyclopedia
of Saskatchewan is released this fall in time for the province's
centennial. The Canadian Plains Research Centre has been putting
together the contributions of more than 800 writers for the last
nine years with a goal of releasing the final product on Saskatchewan's
centennial birthday Sept. 4.
(discuss)
(Posted by Peter)
What's black & white and not read all over?
The
New York Times seeks readers. Well, what do you expect after
what that naughty Jayson Blair did to them? I love it that part
of their solution is to write more articles on religion. The religious
will fall for anything, right? (discuss)
(Posted by Kathryn)
Religious post-modernism
I love the Mormons especially. Martha
Nibley Beck writes a book condemning her father for making up
all his footnotes to Mormon history and it turns out a stranger
in tweed told her this in her local grocery store, so it must be
true. Think of it: twelve and a half million people on the planet
are personal conduits for God's word. This is another reason why
The Times needs more religion articles. Can you say demographic?
Can you say handbasket? (discuss)
(Posted by Kathryn)
The Jeanne D'arc of Islamic reform
Irshad
Manji's call to arms; blatant self promoter or God's messenger?
Notice none of these articles come from The Times? Hurry up, people...(discuss)
(Posted by Kathryn)
Face against the window
An older author highlights
the lure of Macmillan's "Not-Self-Publishing" publishing
program, citing ageism, sexism, and bad fictionism as impediments
to getting published. Against the window, against the pillow...
it's your choice really.
Hari
Kunzru (who received a £1.25m advance for his first novel)
has described the Macmillan list as "the Ryanair of publishing
- it's like having to pay for your own uniforms". He advises:
"I'd publish on the net or think about a writer-led cooperative
before going down this road."
As someone who has had his
nose against the window pane for a long time, I disagree.
...
so we renewed our efforts to woo an agent. Again, we were rejected.
One however, did take the trouble to write back at length. The
gist of the response was: "For a first attempt it is impressive,
but it is okay rather than exceptional. Frankly you are a bit
old [so much for Mary Wesley]. Publishers will only put money
into a book if you are young, preferably female, write about magicians,
and have five or six other books in front of you".
(discuss)
(Posted by George)
If you can make it out, you can make it
Actor-turned-playwright, Susan Coyne, profiled.
(discuss)
(Posted by George)
Advice to young poets
Walt Whitman says, learn
printing. Shaw says, you
suck. I guess that about covers it. (discuss)
(Posted by George)
Makes for a lousy pickup line...
Baby, I've been convicted of being dangerous... Cuban librarians
convicted
of being "dangerous"... But pickup prospects seriously
in doubt. (discuss)
(Posted by George)
It was Freud, dude
Freud
is responsible for so much, including my fear of lit cigars
near my tender bits. But to ruin literature!? As my friend Dom would
say, "Bastard!"
In
one important sense, Freud's ideas have had an undeniable impact.
They've spelled the death of psychology in art. Freud's abstract,
impersonal concepts have worn away the specificity of fictional
character. By the 1950's, here and in Western Europe, it was making
less and less sense to fashion the idiosyncratic, original inner
and outer lives of a character in a novel. His or her behavior
was already accounted for by the universal realities of id, ego,
superego, not to mention the forces of repression, displacement
and neurosis.
...
But if we have Freud to blame for the long-drawn-out extinction
of literary character, we also have Freud to thank for the prestige
of film. The depiction of fictional people's inner lives is not
the strength of the silver screen. Character gets revealed to
us by plot turns, camera angles, musical scores -- by abstract,
impersonal forces, much like Freud's concepts. In a novel, character
is shaped from the inside out; in a film, it's molded from the
outside and stays outside.
(discuss)
(Posted by George)
More on how Google is killing Europe
When Google Challenges Europe. Google's plan to digitize the (English-speaking)
world is forcing the (not-English-speaking) world to counter-digitize.
I somehow doubt Google even noticed Europe. This is like the ant
writing a book about it's battle against the shoe. (discuss)
(Posted by George)
"The merchants of doom"
Something tells me this
whole thing is going to get under Cory Doctorow's (BoingBoing's
point-person on copyright obsession) bonnet like a nano-somethingorother
with macro-spikes.
Publishing
is certainly in the throes of the biggest print revolution since
Gutenberg. But that's not to say that the book as we know it is
doomed to extinction. Indeed, there is a line of argument, from
historical principles, that says copyright is inalienable.
Let's not forget that publishers
and writers, as content creators, retain contractual control of
their material. The written word is a precious resource but a
resilient one, whose well-being is comparatively easy to police,
at least in the marketplace, if not in the political arena.
The international copyright
convention may have been drafted in the days of hot metal but
if the publishers have the willpower and the savoir faire, copyright
legislation can be redrafted to take account of the 'Napsterisation'
threat.
(discuss)
(Posted by George)
Curious Atwood
London review
of, and extract
from, Margaret Atwood's Curious Pursuits. A book I
can't even find listed here. Is it a Brit version of Moving
Targets? (discuss)
(Posted by George)
Do the arts matter?
Only if they continue to produce paintings on black velvet. There,
I said it.
Next
month, John Carey, emeritus professor of English Literature at
Oxford university, publishes What
Good Are the Arts? It's the queen bee of questions. And
it leads to a swarm of others: What is art? Who decides? Are there
absolute standards? Can art make us better people? To answer these,
Carey gathers a crowd of philosophers, poets, artists, writers
and ordinary people, with provoking results.
Included
here are Kunzru, Winterson, and Rankin. But alas, not one painter
of black velvet. (discuss)
(Posted by George)
Stephen King tells commencing students to stay in Maine
He then deploys several thousand hounds of Hell to make
sure they do, prompting at least one observant graduate to comment
as flames encircled the state, "I knew it." (discuss)
(Posted by George)
And because every now and then I fear you're
forgotten...
Strindberg and Helium...
Oooozinnng!! God, I wish they'd do new ones of these. (discuss)
(Posted by George)
05/10/05:
Watch
out -- don't step in the plasticine?
Roddy Doyle, whose work I adore, is turning The
Giggler Treatment into an animated
movie with the creators of Wallace and Gromit.
The author has already started work on the screenplay for the
TV programme, in which the Gigglers ensure that all adults who
are mean to children - whether by lying to them, sending them
to bed or making them wear clothes they hate - receive their comeuppance
by stepping in dog poo.
(discuss)
(Posted by Kathryn)
Evan Solomon plays The Friendly Giant
Renaissaance man, Evan Solomon:
"My
mother used to tell us kid stories herself. When we used to drive,
my brother and sister and I - on any long drive my mother actually
used to tell us a story about this character named Pete who she
invented, and Pete had a lot of adventures. These stories went
on for years. The chorus in our family was always, 'mom, tell
us a Pete."'
Bigbeard's
Hook is out
with Penguin Books. (discuss)
(Posted by Kathryn)
Rewriting the revisionist World War II history
How
perspective alters everything except the fact that millions
of people ended up dead and their families traumatised for generations.
It
was this ideological contest over the meaning of the Second World
War that generated both a greater interest in patriotic war stories,
but also a greater appetite for more critical versions...In 1980,
Nicholas Harman published Dunkirk, the Necessary Myth, after researching
a television history. Harman was disappointed to discover that
the famous civilian flotilla of tiny ships never did cross the
channel to rescue the British Expeditionary Force (BEF), and more
so that the BEF concealed its retreat from its French and Belgian
allies, to their great cost. Harman was less willing to believe
Liddell Hart's argument that Hitler had let the BEF escape, telling
his staff that he wanted a 'reasonable peace agreement' with Britain
immediately so that he would be 'finally free' for his 'great
and real task: the confrontation with Bolshevism'
(discuss)
(Posted by Kathryn)
Advocating violence
While, traditionally, ninjas are indeed associated with swords,
the dead people on the ends of them, and other adolescent forms
of coolness, the Common North American Bookninja (both the speckled
and the red-breasted) is largely a different breed. Normally our
pen is considered mightier. We are the cuddly, smart version of
the deadly human guillotine. (You know, the guys you hated in high
school but can't get enough of now, because, to the surprise of
everyone, nerds are in and your jock lover from grade 11 is tending
bar at a Keg in Newmarket?) We're those fellas you knew who wouldn't
hurt a flea. Today that changes. I am calling for violence
against the people who did this.
Carol
Wilson sat on the park bench. She breathed a c'est la vie sigh.
She'd just come from Barrie on the bus. She said, "I'd heard
the sign was broken." We were sitting in the little downtown
park named for her sister, Gwendolyn MacEwen.
At the moment, you'd never
know the park had anything to do with the poet because the city
sign is not just broken, it's been smashed; all that remains are
two wooden posts.
If
you have any information about this crime and would like to participate
in a sack beating of the individual(s) involved, please contact
me. It's about time I bonded with my readers. (discuss)
(Posted by George)
In the name of art
Hell, why do we need to justify this
in the name of art?* Putting novelists in boxes is always a
good idea. Just make sure to punch holes in the lid, or not, as
your plans may be.
On
Saturday night, in front of 200 onlookers, Ms. Stone and two other
novelists, ensconced in neighboring pods, embarked on a variation
of the spectator sports made familiar by reality television. Ms.
Stone, Ranbir Sidhu and Grant Bailie are the participants in "Novel:
A Living Installation" at the Flux Factory, an artists' collective
in Long Island City. The goal is for each to complete a novel
by June 4. The purpose is to consider the private and public aspects
of writing.
No
need to go to Queens (Ech. Queens. Home of "The Boulevard of
Death"...) Just go by the Second Cup and leer at us suckers
on our lunch break. (discuss)
(Posted by George)
John Donne, pop artist
Oh-ho-ho!
I wonder what the 17thC equivalent of Fear Factor was... Oh, yeah.
Life. All those guys in wigs eating sheep's eyes and climbing radio
towers. Or... um... scribe... towers. (discuss)
(Posted by George)
PEN Awards handed out
PEN
Awards handed out. (discuss)
(Posted by George)
Speaking of violence
When we're done with the shitbag who broke Gwen, anyone want to
head down south and lock steel toes with a few of these
assholes? (discuss)
(Posted by George)
This is not my beautiful house! This is not my beautiful
wife!
Because I can't resist anything he does: the
photography of David Byrne. (discuss)
(Posted by George)
Go ahead, there's no shame in watching the trailer...
The
Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe, The
Trailer for The Movie.
But I imagine there will be some shame in plunking down your ten
bones for it, come December. Disney keeps scooping up things I love
and ruining them. Whyfor, Tinkerbell? You can end this with your
little wand and stiletto heels. I clapped for you. Now look how
you repay me. (discuss)
(Posted by George)
05/11/05:
State
of the Site: Bookninja survey
Hi, guys. Can you please take a few minutes (our timing is seven
minutes) to fill out this
Bookninja survey? It's designed to provide us with a snapshot
of our reader-base so we can better plan future changes, advertising,
and events. It's the kind of thing we need to have on hand now that
this site, which started as a thing between a few friends, is snowballing
into a full-grown business. Like I said, it's only a few minutes
and we would greatly appreciate hearing from you. Rest assured,
it's all anonymous. Thanks in advance. (discuss)
(Posted by George)
US Officials have to wipe the crap off their faces
Protests turned violent in Jalalabad after reports of Guantanamo
Bay interrogators flushing
a copy of the Holy Koran down the toilet.
In
Washington, State Department spokesman Tom Casey said U.S. officials
are looking into the matter.
I
just hope they look deep enough. (discuss)
(Posted by Kathryn)
If only they'd listened to Miss Manners
It's not nice or even smart to desecrate the Holy Book
of one's enemy; well, she
doesn't say this because no one asks her the really important questions.
(discuss)
(Posted by Kathryn)
Pippi Longstocking gets a tutu
The Swedes just made my day. Pippi
will dance, I tell you, and on pointe shoes. (discuss)
(Posted by Kathryn)
Om Shanti Ka-ching Ka-ching Om
Zen priest Marc Lesser has written Zen
of Business Administration or how
to get rich the Buddha way. (discuss)
(Posted by Kathryn)
French to French award snub
Quebec-based playwright Wajdi Mouawad turns
down a Molière theatre prize. Bravery and stupidity are
first cousins who could pass for twins. (discuss)
(Posted by George)
In a North Bay state of mind...
A gritty gumshoe New York writer can't
get rid of his native North Bay, Ontario. It's kind of like
herpes, in that regard. I had a similar reaction to living in New
York, and began work while there on a novel set against the backdrop
of Bradford, Ontario: Harley Davidson painters caps, slack-jawed
yuppies-cum-yokels in SUVs, bottle toke bottles strewn in the highschool
parking lot, 40-something dye-blonde divorcees at the Village Inn,
the occasional carrot festival, and acid wash denim as far as the
eye can see. Then I moved home and the spell was broken. The pages
have been burnt, rest assured. (From PFW)
(discuss)
(Posted by George)
Quote of the day: "counter-hegemonic discourse"
Quit yer intellectual
bellyachin' and get your brainiac ass out there.
Is
he suggesting, then, that scholars should remain cloistered in
academia, holding conversations only with each other? "No,"
he insists. "I'm a great believer in reaching out. We should
be challenging ourselves, our students and the wider world. Instead
we're giving out more and more degrees while flattering the public,
as if they were children, instead of drawing them into challenging
dialogues."
...
"It is the burden of an intellectual to make his or her ideas
matter. He or she should be out there in the public domain, fighting
their corner and rebutting argument. That's the stuff of intellectual
life. You're not throwing it out like a message in a bottle."
(discuss)
(Posted by George)
File under: there's still a chance for humanity
Now this is great to see! Two
13-year-olds win award for a
website designed for young fiction readers. Mini-ninjas! Kids,
you're welcome here any day. (discuss)
(Posted by George)
"Encyclopedia entries are among the lowest form of
secondary literature"
Among?
At
one level, the disdain is justified. Many such works are sloppily
written, superficial, and/or hopelessly unreliable. The editors
of some of them display all the conscientiousness regarding plagiarism
one would expect of a failing sophomore. (They grasp the concept,
but do not think about it so much as to become an inconvenience.)
But my hunch is that social
pressure plays a larger role in it. Real scholars read monographs!
The nature of an encyclopedia is that it is, at least in principle,
a work of popularization. Probably less so for The Encyclopedia
of Algebraic Topology, assuming there is one. But still, there
is an aura of anti-specialization and plebian accessibility that
seems implicit in the very idea. And there is something almost
Jacobin about organizing things in alphabetical order.
(discuss)
(Posted by George)
Here's a sad story
Saul Bellow's last signed
book to his son gets "lost" in the mail, only opened
the envelope arriving. Hey, Postie, if you've got the book, just
do the heaven-bent thing and send it along anonymously. (discuss)
(Posted by George)
Do you feel sorry for the sociopathic drunk or laugh at
him?
Can't we do both? That's how we do things in my family. Ladies and
gentlemen: Franz
Wright, literary nutbar. (From Bookslut)
(discuss)
(Posted by George)
Now you too can ride the rails without shame
The dictionary
of hobo slang. (From Incoming
Signals) (discuss)
(Posted by George)
Scientology losing ground to New Fictionology
Anything that makes
fun of those cultist psychos is great in my book. Damn fictionologists.
(discuss)
(Posted by George)
05/12/05:
State
of the site survey, Day 2
Thanks to all those who filled out the state of the site survey
we posted yesterday. If you haven't had a go at it yet, please
fill it out here. We'll leave it up the rest of the week in
this top spot and perhaps post some of the results next week. It's
been interesting so far, and your comments have been very generous.
Thanks. (discuss)
(Posted by George)
On Bullshit
Old
guy gets famous for his shitty little book. Yale philosopher,
Harry Frankfurt's On
Bullshit is a 67 page essay turned into a book, now in
its tenth printing.
Frankfurt
is obliging and self-effacing like that. I can't count the number
of times he said: "I don't know," "You might be
right," or "I've never thought of it like that."
Chatty and congenial? I thought so until I got to the last line
of his book.
"Our natures are, indeed, elusively insubstantial - notoriously
less stable and less inherent than the natures of other things.
And insofar as this is the case, sincerity itself is bullshit."
(discuss)
(Posted by Kathryn)
Gilgamesh's best friend was the first Viagra tester
But the drug was called Shamhat back then: "She did
for the man the work of the woman, his passion carressed and embraced
her. For six days and seven nights Enkidu was erect, as he coupled
with Shamhat." Anyway, don't read the book, wait for the movie
-- Michael
Moore style. And definitely read The
Epic of Gilgamesh. (discuss)
(Posted by Kathryn)
The Stanley Kunitz top 100
Years, that is. Bravo. It's about time one
of the good poets got to stick around. If you don't have his
Collected
Poems, I highly recommend it. (discuss)
(Posted by George)
Oklahomaphobic
One kind American respondent to the Bookninja survey wrote as a
suggestion (something to the effect of) "I understand the impulse,
but maybe not always so hard on us Americans..." I'll try,
I swear... But, dude, how
can I help it?
Oklahoma
lawmakers are fine with a fairy tale in which two princes live
together happily ever after, as long as they shack up on the adult
stacks of the state's public libraries.
The state's House of Representatives
on Monday passed a nonbinding resolution calling for gay-themed
children's books and "other age-inappropriate material"
to be moved to the adult section of public libraries.
(From Moby) (discuss)
(Posted by George)
100 monkeys at 100 paintbrushes
I'd
buy this. No really, I think it's beautiful and raw and inspiring.
And by, "I'd buy this", I mean, I'd buy this if I had
money to spare. (discuss)
(Posted by George)
Hand gestures help tell the story...
No shit. But wait, there's more! They actually help
you find the right words and access parts of the brain needed
to remember the story. And here I thought you were telling me to
fuck off. (discuss)
(Posted by George)
Morse code still beats SMS
Clive points us
to an
interesting it-ain't-over-yet article about a 93-year-old telegraph
operator pitted against a 13-year-old rival (named Brittany, no
less) with a cell phone and an arsenal of text message shorthand.
Stop. Guess who wins. Stop. (discuss)
(Posted by George)
Boo!
A
history of pop-up and movable books. There's just nothing like
pop-up books for little kids. Their faces when something rises from
the pages, are just priceless. Baby Ninja gets such a twinkle in
his eye. He's like an elf. The little schnoogums. (Note to self:
never write "little schnoogums" again or I will be forced
to kill you. Sincerely, your public personality.) (From BoingBoing)
(discuss)
(Posted by George)
05/13/05:
One
day more
Last chance to fill out the Bookninja
survey today. Thanks to those who already have. A few things
already become apparent and don't need further analysis to act on.
Look for a larger font next week, if we can do it and maintain the
integrity of the design. I love even my myopic readers, you old
coots. (discuss)
(Posted by George)
Do you like Kipling?
I don't know I've never kippled. LATimes reporter waxes
eloquent on his stint
as Mowgli and others at Disneyland in the 1960s.
Doc,
the boss dwarf, would yell, "Crowd control!" We'd form
a tight circle around the offender, hiding him from view, and
start twirling in place. "Look, they're dancing!" someone
in the crowd would inevitably exclaim. As we spun, the fake arms
attached to the costume would rise from centrifugal force, repeatedly
belting our trapped troublemaker, who'd think twice before messing
with the dwarfs again.
(discuss)
(Posted by Kathryn)
Hail! Hail! The witch is dead; she's really most sincerely dead
One of the little people, Meinhardt Raabe, now 89, has
written his account of being the Munchkin coroner in The Wizard
of Oz; Memories
of a Munchkin. (discuss)
(Posted by Kathryn)
Walmart co-opts Nazi Germany?
Gee that's so dumb it just might work. In an incredibly
stupid
ad campaign to win support for issues of corporate freedom,
Walmart decides to use a Nazi-era book burning photograph to underpin
its point. Apparently, the idea is working! (discuss)
(Posted by Kathryn)
Beloved Brick goes eBay
Start saving your money; Brick
is taking manuscript pages to auction in a Canlit fundraiser.
(discuss)
(Posrted by Kathryn)
End of the written word?? <gasp!>
A professor predicts the
end of writing and reading by 2050. Does this mean we'll just
be left with spoken word? Eeep!
He
points to the phonograph, telephone, television, video, movies,
and instant and text messaging lingo as proof of our culture's
unconscious rebellion against text.
He cites statistics that show that IQ scores worldwide are getting
higher as literacy rates are plummeting. Children especially just
don't want to learn to read and write, and this is not just for
the socioeconomic reasons people tend to ascribe to it, he contends.
The
end of reading and writing?! Over my dead body! Oh, wait... (From
Q&Q) (discuss)
(Posted by George)
Fifty, just make it to fifty...
Apparently, fifty
is the magic age at which to publish a novel, if you're looking
to go bestseller. (Which I know you're not. You care more about
the art and the individual reader than fame and fortune, right?
Um, fifty, you say, eh?) I wonder how these stats would look if
they examined all writers rather than just the bestseller lists.
I know plenty of fifty-year-old midlist novelists. (discuss)
(Posted by George)
Penguin remixed
Get your hot
marketing here! (discuss)
(Posted by George)
The American government: keeping on truckin
The emboldened right in America is scary, sure, but what's more
scary to me is the numbed left. The shock and awe of the last five
years has left them catatonic, it seems, so things
like this seem insignificant by comparison and pass without
the howling shitstorm of controversy that should be stirred up.
What
if Congress resurrected one of the most ill-conceived laws of
the McCarthy era and nobody noticed? In 1952, the House and Senate
passed the McCarran-Walter Act, which created an ideological litmus
test for entry to the United States by barring foreigners with
disfavored ideas or affiliations. The law denied admission to
communists and anarchists, among others. For four decades, it
was invoked to keep out hundreds of people, including writers
(Carlos Fuentes, Gabriel García Márquez), scholars
(Belgian economist Ernst Mandel), politicians (Ireland's Gerry
Adams, Nicaragua's Tomas Borge), and even a former NATO general
(Italy's Nino Pasti). Congress repealed the McCarran-Walter Act
in 1990 with great fanfare about eliminating thought-control at
the border.
But an attachment to a bill that supplements funds for Iraq, passed
by Congress and now on the president's desk, would allow the United
States once again to keep out and to deport foreign nationals
not for their conduct, but for their politics—their ideas, their
speech, and the groups with which they associate.
(discuss)
(Posted by George)
Adaptation
From the page
to the stage is all the rage. (discuss)
(Posted by George)
Nifty zine show
BoingBoing points us to
a zine
show in an art gallery. The hanging room is hot. (discuss)
(Posted by George)
Speed reading with Bush
Bookslut points to a
funny bit on Wonkette about Wubblewoo. Apparently he's STILL
reading Wolfe's I
Am Charlotte Simmons. Sound it out, Georgie. Mouthbreather.
(discuss)
(Posted by George)
Weekend
Edition:
Haiku
Night in Canada
For those of you still missing hockey -- if you even remember
it -- Geist
offers up a selection of hockey poems. (discuss)
(Posted by Peter)
Sci-fi pirates
Sci-fi writer John Scalzi says stop
worrying about online piracy already. Scalzi has made money
in the past by selling his books as shareware, so it's an interesting
take on things. He's also got some Jesus
bumper stickers for you that are kind of fun. (From Boing
Boing) (discuss)
(Posted by Peter)
Max Ernst roundup
Max Ernst is one of my favourite artists, but I don't know
much about his life. Thankfully John Updike is around to tell me
about his menage
a trois. Ah, artists. (discuss)
(Posted by Peter)
Dracula -- the blog
It's too bad the
site mentions everything's taken from the novel. If it wasn't
for that, someone, somewhere out there may have thought this was
real.
This blog will publish Bram Stoker's
Dracula for the next six months. Individual pieces of the
novel will appear on the calendar dates indicated in the text,
starting with Jonathan Harker's May 3rd Bistriz journal entry,
and finishing up with November 6 and the final Note.
(From
Boing Boing) (discuss)
(Posted by Peter)
Introducing the opera comic
Yes,
that'll put bums in seats.
Despite having worked on his share
of superhero comics, Kindzierski was eager to enter the world
of opera, when prominent U.S. cartoonist and opera fan P. Craig
Russell approached him for help creating comic book adaptations
of famous operas. Russell has worked on a variety of projects,
from Batman and Dr. Strange to fantasy titles like
Neil Gaiman's The Sandman.
Why
not just do operas about comic books?
Kindzierski has already helped
Russell create a comic book version of Richard Wagner's epic Ring
Cycle for Dark Horse Comics. Looking to turn the tables around,
he is also in talks with a composer about developing an opera
featuring superheroes.
OK,
I'd probably go to an opera about Dr. Strange. (discuss)
(Posted by Peter)
A stylish, seductive Penguin
Whether or not you like the steps Penguin has taken recently,
it
still remains a strong cultural force.
Yet, for all its troubles at the
top, the publisher can still boast a catalogue that does more
than a dozen universities to widen our literary culture. After
a wobble in the 1980s, when Penguin seemed to spurn its glorious
past, the Classics and Modern Classics lists now look as stylish
and seductive as ever. Kate Gibb's screenprint covers for H G
Wells have just hauled a clutch of sci-fi masterpieces into the
visual era of Spielberg rather than Korda. Meanwhile, two collections
of short fiction by Donald Barthelme (Forty Stories and
Sixty Stories) have done for this ex-teenage bookworm exactly
what the Modern Classics list always used to accomplish.
(discuss)
(Posted by Peter)
05/16/05:
Survey
results...
Okay, the results are in and: you like us! You really like
us! Give me a bit to run some stats on what we got (hundreds of
responses, thank you). But one semi-common suggestion for improvement
was to make the font bigger. (It's a matter of your screen resolution,
people. Likely, those of you working on newer computers have a higher
screen resolution and therefore things appear smaller to you. You
probably also get a whole bunch of white space to the right of the
skyscraper ad. If you had a lower screen resolution, you'd find
things looked bigger and you'd likely have less white space. It's
a please some of the people some of the time thing, but I thought
I'd try it out.) I'm going to try this size for a few days. If you
have an opinion on it one way or t'other, please feel free to post
it here: (discuss).
I personally think it looks like shiznit, so if after a bit my inner
designer still hates it, I reserve the right to reverse the changes
and force you old-fogies back to squinting. (Posted
by George)
Where the hell do you get off?
That's my favourite transit joke. Sean Lerner will tell
you for real though. He's written the guide book on where to stand
to be most efficient on Toronto transit systems and here's his
website for an insight into one man's adorable little obsessive
compulsive disorder. (discuss)
(Posted by Kathryn)
Literacy Idol
Ten almost good-looking wordies vote each other off the
island, or, out of the Reference Library, Special Collections Reading
Room based on who can get along best with whom using the most erudite
vocabulary. Well, not exactly -- Canada
Post has an initiative worth knowing about. (discuss)
(Posted by Kathryn)
Poets -- aren't they all liars?
Fugitive
poet, Norman Porter, Jr. wants to take a lie detector test to prove
his innocence; victim's fiancee says she wants him to tell it
to her face.
"I want him to be able to look me in the eye and say 'I swear
I didn't do it,"' Wilcox said. "My eyes have brought
up four kids. I can tell when you're lying."
No
doubt Porter (uh, Junior) will get a manuscript out of this while
he rots in prison. (discuss)
(Posted by Kathryn)
God speaks in mysterious ways
Thief
pays his dues after reading Bible. (discuss)
(Posted by Kathryn)
Teen Fictions
You mean like lying about your sex life? No, the
invention of a teen author!
Shortly after a foreign publishing house bought the rights to
my teen novel, I traveled from my home in Brooklyn to visit with
them. I walked into the publisher’s office to find a kind-looking
woman with boxy shoulders and spider limbs. She had me sit down
across her desk and offered me a cup of water. After some forced
chit-chat about my flight and hotel, she squinted in that discomfiting
way that people preparing to speak their minds do. I braced myself
for an awkward editorial suggestion — maybe she wanted me to include
more kissy scenes or tone down all the drinking that takes place
before lunch period.
“The thing I don’t understand,”
she said instead, her voice more hesitant and quiet than before:
“Why don’t you just write novels for adults?” I wanted to remind
her that the sum her company paid for my book would have purchased
four pages of an average adult novel, but I was too busy feeling
dejected to respond. I mumbled some unintelligible half-apology
and took the elevator down to the lobby.
Lady,
the ninjas are going to have to give you some lessons on how "assert"
yourself when people are so rude to you. It involves a lot of screaming,
jumping in the air and kicking things! Waaaa! (discuss)
(Posted by George)
Where's the novel headed?
Into the head. Moby's
guest columnist looks at the future of the novel. (discuss)
(Posted by George)
The bookless library
There's a great story about Robart's Library at U of T, and I was
hoping someone could either confirm or debunk it for me. It seems
that when it was being built, the engineers forgot to factor in
the weight of the books and the university was forced to keep several
floors book free. Urban legend? Confirm or deny? CONFIRM OR DENY?
Let me know. Oh yes, and the
U of Texas is getting rid of books from its library.* Yippiekiyay,
muthafuckah! (discuss)
(Posted by George)
Read this!
The Lit-blog Co-opers have selected
their first Read This! title. Kate Atkinson's Case
Histories (fabulous book) gets the nod over my selection
from before I left the group, Michael Turner's The
Pornographer's Poem. Fair enough. Case Histories is
a great book by an extremely talented writer. Put enough books of
that caliber in front of one jury and any winner is a good one.
(discuss)
(Posted by George)
Fight over New Writing
Remember the New
Writing scam from Macmillan? Some
sensible words from Old Man McCrum:
From
a distance, this initiative might have been mistaken for a blue
chip publisher's courageous act of patronage, part of the noble
quest for new authors etc.
On closer inspection, the New Writing scheme suggested that the
days of taste and literary discrimination at Macmillan are over.
Worse, this wheeze appears to have emanated not from the deepest
counsels of the editorial department, but from marketing and distribution.
Old Daniel Macmillan must be spinning like a top.
(discuss)
(Posted by George)
Ooo, scary!
My Transylvanian accent doesn't come through in that headline, but,
you know. Seventy lucky children are going to get to go to a real
castle to be cooked and eaten by JK Rowling... um, er, I mean... attend
a book launch with JK Rowling. Yes, yes, that's what I meant...
Seventy more children... Er, I mean, just seventy children... first
time... no others were spiced, cooked, and eaten, and replaced in
their parents' homes with money-stuffed burlap changelings. (When
will I get his hunchbacked henchman thing right??) (discuss)
(Posted by George)
Christianists and Christianphobics
Perhaps because of this,*
William Safire gives these semi-divine
words* the once over. (discuss)
(Posted by George)
Baseball writing
I post
this for my friend John.
I myself will never "get" the whole baseball-as-mythology
thing. One would think that when time slows down, boredom would ramp
up. Thus a timeless game... well, you get the ... ... ... zzzz ...
... picture. But, plenty of famous American writers apparently love
it, so who am I to say what I do and don't get. I don't really understand
flag worship and blindly supporting war because we're "supporting
the troops" either, but that's just me... (I guess the whole
potbellied athlete thing is what sticks in my craw. I find the game
to be like curling, but played in the air.) (discuss)
(Posted by George)
Moving pains
The Paris Review has packed up shop and left the swanky digs of the
Upper East Side for the grotty, dingy halls of... oh, wait. Tribeca.
(discuss)
(Posted by George)
"Treeware"
BoingBoing covers the advent of a
recent coinage. (discuss)
(Posted by George)
Ah, Proust
Does Proust make you toss your cookies or does he make you crave them?
How much did he really
know about madeleines, the scalawag? (From GoodReports)
(discuss)
(Posted by George)
Three Ninjas
Okay, why haven't you got yours yet, especially when three dudes this
cool are wearing them? (Ninjas Jonathan Bennett, Thomas (Bennett)
Morgan, and George Murray.) Hot! 
The
caption should read, "Somebody inform my mother!" (discuss)
(Posted by George)
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05/17/05:
"America
has become pointless"
This
essay on Underworld makes me want to pick the book
up again and finish it.
The bleakness of DeLillo's vision
of America has less to do with the conspiracies and threats
of mass extinction during the Cold War than that these conspiracies
and threats grew out of something more primary. America has
become pointless as it becomes more overwhelmed by its go-getter
techno-logic; America has gradually lost conviction in itself.
We must fight past terms like post-modern, post-nuclear, post-paranoid,
post-posthumous, to understand what's really happening in the
world or what's really happening in Underworld. DeLillo
intimates in this book that the distinction between fact and
fiction has not disintegrated, nor has history ended, but that
we live in an era which must comprehend events in a mode which
transports us from fact to fiction and back again to fact without
a passport.
See
also this
comparison of Underworld with Cormac McCarthy's Cities
of the Plain. (From the lot)
(discuss)
(Posted by
Peter)
Translating Umberto Eco
Eco's
got a new translator and The Modern Word has an interview
with him.
Unfortunately, my involvement
came about as a result of William Weaver's declining health.
(Weaver, of course, is the translator of all of Eco's previous
fiction and dozens of other important Italian novels.) Harcourt
asked several translators to "audition" for the job
by translating the novel's first chapter -- an extremely difficult
chapter, as you'll see when you read it. It was all quite daunting
but also a great challenge, and I spent a week working feverishly
on it. To my surprise, my version was chosen. At first I was
elated --until I realized that I was now faced with the truly
daunting task of translating the rest of the book. Fear of failure
is a good motivator.
(discuss)
(Posted by
Peter)
Why do liberals hate the stork?
I've found Tom Tomorrow a little hit and miss lately. But
this one's dead on. (Salon link) (discuss)
(Posted by
Peter)
This reeks
Newsweek
retracts its story about the Koran being desecrated at Guantanamo
Bay. It's a good thing we in the West don't have to worry about
things like censorship and state controlled media. Ahh, democracy.
Ahh, freedom. (discuss)
(Posted by Kathryn)
Paxil for poems
This will only mean more competition, I'm afraid. Think
of it, if
every depressive starts writing poetry, how happy the world
will be. (discuss)
(Posted by Kathryn)
Um, yeah, don't like the Fontzilla font from yesterday...
Okay, how's this one? (discuss)
(Posted by George)
Anansi reaches out to the little guys
After angering many booksellers by starting their own online store
(which I have bought from and liked), Anansi now reaches
out to independents by "constructing an independent booksellers'
section. As well as listing booksellers, this section will highlight
an independent bookseller each month." Consistently in the
forefront, that Anansi. (discuss)
(Posted by George)
Too many books, too few readers
It's the
age old story that keeps me from being rich and famous. Oh,
that and the no-one-reads-poetry thing. The real solution here
is to drastically increase the world's population to match our
publishing output. We can then pulp old books into a pablum-like
paste, let's call it Soylent Read, to feed our rapidly growing
masses. I've got it all worked out up here in me noggin, people.
(Soylent Read would, of course, come in various flavours, including
mild workmanlike prose, lovely luminous lyricism, spicy first
novel, sophomoric attempt blues, and grape. Everyone like grape.)
(discuss)
(Posted by George)
Feeling bewildered by all the talk these days of fonts and such?
Well, here's a
primer article,* out of the blue and about half as thorough
as something like it should be, from the New York Times. I suspect
Pete is saying, as he often does, "Where's the beef?"
(discuss)
(Posted by George)
Foetry profiled
The
Chronicle of Higher Ed looks in depth at the Foetry phenomenon/scandal,
in particular proprietor Alan Cordle and his poet partner. I think
life for these people must really suck right now. (discuss)
(Posted by George)
Lolita turns 50
Humbert
not so interested anymore. (discuss)
(Posted by George)
Piano man won't sing us a song
This story
is so bang on the money you got to wonder if he's faking it. (Back
when I did social work, however, I worked with a fella with severe
autistic tendencies who could barely speak but could sing every
Beatles and Rolling Stones song.) (discuss)
(Posted by George)
I thought that was the Art Bar open mic...
A reading series in NYC
highlights bad writing. On purpose! Just a sec, I'm almost
finished a poem about this that I'll get up and read to you before
the ink dries. (discuss)
(Posted by George)
05/18/05:
Less
is more... Way less...
You think you have a tough time paring it back? This guy took
1000 pages and edited
it back* to 200. That's gotta smart. Mind you, Random House
appreciates it. (discuss)
(Posted by George)
The MFA I wish I'd attended...
I'm speaking in character here as Michael Cunningham, author of
The Hours and A
Home at the End of the World (two fantastic books). He
attended Iowa and is now the head of Brooklyn College's MFA. He's
trying to set things straight. Um, right. Set things right.
(A funny story here. When Cunningham was first taking over, I
was in the Soft Skull
Shortwave bookstore in Brooklyn and one of the employees there,
who shall remain nameless, received a phone call. "Okay"
"Mmhm" "Alright, I'll think about it." When
we asked him who it was he said, some guy from an MFA program
wants me to come study with him. We asked who, and he said, "Um...
Michael Cunningham?" Jaws, floor. "You said, YES, didn't
you?" I cried. "I told him I'd think about it... why?
Is he famous or something?" You gotta love a punk publisher
(a real punk publisher -- see below) employee. Knows who Antler
is but is slow on the Pulitzer Prize winners. No clue. I wonder
if he ever went.) (Link from Maud)
(discuss)
(Posted by George)
Here's the Hitch
Christopher
Hitchens on literature.
Write
as if it's your last words. Because then you can be sure that
you don't wonder, “Will the agent like this? Will my publisher
say, 'Well, couldn't we punch it up a bit more or make it more
fancy?' What will my family think?” All the things that constrain
people.
(From
Moby) (discuss)
(Posted by George)
"The Hades of commercialization"
A brief
history of the popular history book. (discuss)
(Posted by George)
Reviews: increasingly pointless?
"literary editors are increasingly turning what should be
a force for good in our industry into a
complete waste of time." (From the
Saloon) (discuss)
(Posted by George)
Punk publishers?
Well, I'm not too sure how I feel about co-opting "punk"
for self-publishing, but then again, what does the damn word mean
anymore when Green Day and other lollipop bands are called punk?
Melbourne
writer Euan Mitchell likes to think of himself as a "punk
publisher". He's not waiting for the establishment
to get his drift. Instead, Mitchell published and sold 7000
copies of his first book, Feral
Tracks. It cost about $20,000 to produce, including
art and film work, printing and promotion and made a profit
of about $4000. Never mind that he quit his job to write it,
or that his family gulped at his grand plan.
(Hey,
I like Green Day, I just think they belong on the shelf next to
Britney, not the Pistols.) (discuss)
(Posted by George)
You know you've made it when you hit The Onion
Yann
Martel distressed by Amazon customers' "also bought"
purchases. (discuss)
(Posted by George)
05/19/05:
The
Cineplex of Madness
I bet you never thought about H.P. Lovecraft's influence
on modern cinema. The
horror.
Mysterious creatures. Bizarre
science. A dark, snowbound fortress. The occult. Tentacled,
crustacean-inspired monsters. Hellish apocalypse. Primordial
evil. Madness. Hellboy, the well-received latest film
from neo-post-schlock auteur Guillermo del Toro (Cronos,
The Devil's Backbone, Blade II), offers these
and other delights, all of which are common motifs in the work
of that impossibly influential champion of the strange: early-20th-century
author/weirdo H.P. Lovecraft.
(discuss)
(Posted by
Peter)
Hey everyone, comics aren't just for kids anymore!
Newspaper types: please, please listen to this
advice. (From Snarkout)
(discuss)
(Posted by
Peter)
And in MY fort, we'll have a fridge, and an area for comics,
and oh, yeah, no assholes from New York allowed...
Recently ousted from The Paris Review, Brigid Hughes does what
any self-respecting maniac would do: she's
starting her own journal. Lady! You were out! You were home
free! I know, just when you think you're out... I, for one, will
buy your magazine. (The only thing I really question here is the
name... I mean, "A Public Space"? I just think of pigeon
shit and hotdog vendors...) (discuss)
(Posted by George)
Brit speak
Roight, ven, luvvy, 'ere's yer
litto storee.
In
an effort to help the thousands of American tourists who visit
Britain each year, British Airways launched an advertising campaign
in New York this month, aimed at deciphering some of our finest
expressions for our American buddies.
On billboards and bus
shelters across Manhattan, "Brit-speak" can be heard
loud and clear. Next to one of the city's busiest roads a huge
billboard says: "This traffic is 'bonkers'! In London,
'bonkers' means 'crazy'." On a bus shelter in Greenwich
Village a poster reads: "Avoid 'legging it' by taking the
bus. In London, 'leg it' means 'to run quickly'."
(discuss)
(Posted by George)
Donations make a difference
The
Canadian Jewish Book Awards get a
major donation. (From PFW)
(discuss)
(Posted by George)
Too perfect
Okay, I realize it may have been debunked today, but I sent this
link out to a few friends with the headline "Too fucking
perfect"... A
mute piano man identitied to police by a street mime. You
couldn't write this shit. I swear this is all a plot to sell movie
rights. It's a giant performance art piece. (discuss)
(Posted by George)
Meh
What's your favourite
word that's not in the dictionary? (Does anyone remember which
big paper has that neologism contest every year? I have a list
of "words" I keep meaning to send. Like "Dessertation"...
The sweet last paragraph of seven years' work.) (discuss)
(Posted by George)
05/20/05:
We
are entering a new age of Boschian grotesque
Everything
about this scares me. But especially the part about policy
makers.
Intended
for researchers, physicians, and policy makers, Biological
Weapons Defense: Infectious Disease and Counterbioterrorism
offers a detailed look at the ongoing efforts to detect and
identify these disease-causing agents, including proteomic and
genomic analysis as a gateway to better diagnostics, therapeutics,
vaccinations, genotyping, and forensics.
(discuss)
(Posted by Kathryn)
You wascally wabbit
Google has had this for a while but I thought I'd point
it out for those who don't know and need a giggle. Among almost
every language living today,
Google provides Elmer Fudd, Pig Latin and Klingon as personalised
home pages. Bottom third of page. (discuss)
(Posted by Kathryn)
Living
out a fairytale, I guess
Chiselled and jilted ex-husband, uhm Gary Brock, of Romance
novelist, Rebecca Brandewyn (get it? Brandy/Wine. That's so clever...)
has been convicted of acting
out one of her devilish plots. (discuss)
(Posted by Kathryn)
That's one old, well-dressed bird
Who
knew penguins lived to 70? (discuss)
(Posted by George)
The obscure author
Just so you know, this is how it will work when you disappear
from everyone's waking thought...
No
problem in literature, perhaps, is less instantly soluble than
the question of reputations: the bewildering process by which,
in the years after their deaths, one writer's stock soars while
another's sinks into bankruptcy.
Or,
how it did work, perhaps. (discuss)
(Posted by George)
Another poetry spat!
Is there anything more entertaining? Singer
Jill Scott (I am so out of it... who?) has cancelled, an hour
before curtain, a poetry reading she was to give at a prestigious
Chicago poetry centre. Not sure what's behind all this, but Moby
and Bookslut
seem to think it's outrageous! (discuss)
(Posted by George)
Hate crime
A Koran arrives
from an Amazon marketplace seller with the words "Death
to all Muslims" scrawled inside the cover. Um, track the
book back to the store and start handing out large amounts of
jail time. And what would it hurt Amazon to properly apologise?
(discuss)
(Posted by George)
A writer's best friend
Have you been crippled with curiosity about the state of the white
out industry? Wonder
no more! (From Clive)
(discuss)
(Posted by George)
Free e-book Friday!
Okay, before you snort and wrinkle your nose, I have two words
for you: searchable
text. Eh? Not so snooty now, are yeh? (From BoingBoing)
(discuss)
(Posted by George)
Weekend
Edition:
The
Calvino Effect
Metafilter assembles the most complete list I've ever seen
of things inspired
by Italo Calvino's works -- including the Invisible
Cities hotel. Warning: You may lose a day or two checking
out all the links. (discuss)
(Posted by
Peter)
All Lovecraft, all the time
Everyone's talking about Lovecraft and horror these days,
but
who knew he was a philosopher too?
For Houellebecq, Lovecraft is
a poet of revolt, who glorified inhibition and found sexuality
repulsive. His fantasies were fueled by a metaphysical hatred
of life and a denial of the real. His universe includes "not
a single allusion to two of the realities to which we generally
ascribe great importance: sex and money." This could hardly
be said of Houellebecq--although he does turn Lovecraft into
his philosophical precursor. Houellebecq's HPL believes that
the human race is doomed and our actions are as meaningless
as "the unfettered movements of the elementary particles"--the
very title of Houellebecq's 1998 novel. Lovecraft is an existentialist:
"Life has no meaning. But neither does death."
(discuss)
(Posted by
Peter)
It's a novel! It's a short story!
Well,
I don't know what it is, but at least it's not a poem.
In these circumstances, a cynic
would say, any sensible writer of short stories will be tempted
to maximise his chances by labelling a collection "a novel"
and hoping for the best. That's a tempting argument, and no
doubt there are books that could be described like this. But
it doesn't stand up to much inspection. In reality, most of
these books occupy a new sort of ground; "short story collection"
feels more awkward, in many cases, than the description of "novel".
(discuss)
(Posted by
Peter)
Size does matter
Relax,
poets, I'm talking about nonfiction.
Today's publishers and authors
tend to prefer it either enormous -- or tiny. At one extreme,
historians and critics have taken to worshipping the god of
small things. A cluster of current titles turn their literary
microscopes on decisive crossroads and turning-points -- whether
in Bob Dylan's release of "Like a Rolling Stone" (Greil Marcus),
the hand-gun assassination of William the Silent (Lisa Jardine),
or that epoch-shifting year, 1603 (Leanda de Lisle). At the
other end of the scale, a variety of high-powered telescopes
have offered panoramic overviews of whole galaxies of ideas
and events.
(discuss)
(Posted by
Peter)
Careful -- librarians can read your mind
Well, Nancy
Pearl can anyway. But I say hot fantasies about librarians
in the stacks stay in the stacks. (discuss)
(Posted by
Peter)
"I'm writing a novel"
Michael Chabon
reflects on his struggle to find himself as a writer.
I was in a state of confusion.
Over the past four years I had been struggling to find a way
to accommodate my taste for the genre fiction I had been reading
with the greatest pleasure for the better part of my life--fantasy,
horror, crime, and science fiction--to the way that I had come
to feel about the English language, which was that it and I
seemed to have something going. Something (on my side at least)
much closer to deep, passionate, physical, and intellectual
love than anything else I had ever experienced with a human
up to that point. But when it came to the use of language, somehow,
my verbal ambition and my ability felt hard to frame or fulfill
within the context of traditional genre fiction. I had found
some writers, such as J.G. Ballard, Italo Calvino, J.L. Borges,
and Donald Barthelme, who wrote at the critical point of language,
where vapor turns to starry plasma, and yet who worked, at least
sometimes, in the terms and tropes of genre fiction.
(discuss)
(Posted by
Peter)
Houses for books
Jay
MillAr speaks to The Danforth Review about his new book, about
his imprint Bookthug and about the state of publishing poetry
in Canada. (discuss)
(Posted by Kathryn)
Peepee poopoo bumbum head
This is a common insult my youngest used to use when
he was four. He's grown up now. Seven years old. And he never
uses bathroom talk anymore. Funny
how some people never grow out of the underwear stage. And
whatever happened to reportage?
The
publication on Friday of photographs of Saddam Hussein in his
cell in Iraq -- including one in which he is wearing only underwear
-- led the Bush administration on Friday to open an investigation
into how the pictures made their way into tabloid newspapers
in London and New York, apparently supplied by someone in the
American military.
(discuss)
(Posted by Kathryn)
More on peepee
A Cleveland library seeks client with urinary disorder.
Could
he please stop peeing on the books? (discuss)
(Posted by Kathryn)
More on libraries
Turns out more people are getting out to their local
library just that they
aren't borrowing any books. No, it's not the quietude. No,
it's not the sexy librarian. It's the internet consoles. Well,
there is that one guy/gal who likes to pee on books. Readers stay
home in droves. (discuss)
(Posted by Kathryn)
05/24/05:
Bustin' up a chifferobe
Harper
Lee comes out of the woodwork to accept an L.A. Public Library
Literary Award for To Kill A Mockingbird.
After
the widespread praise her first book received, Lee never wrote
another one. As she told Roy Newquist in 1964 for Counterpoint,
his book of conversations with authors: ''I never expected any
sort of success with Mockingbird. . . . I was hoping for a quick
and merciful death at the hands of the reviewers but, at the
same time, I sort of hoped someone would like it enough to give
me encouragement. Public encouragement. I hoped for a little,
as I said, but I got rather a whole lot, and in some ways this
was just about as frightening as the quick, merciful death I'd
expected.''
(discuss)
(Posted by Kathryn)
Author accused of killing four black rhinos
Kuki
Gallmann is under fire from Nairobi conservationalists for
avaricious neglect. They died in her pens not by her pen. (discuss)
(Posted by Kathryn)
Libraries and Britain: they go together like bananas and coffee...
Damn, I'm hungry and it's 6am... Oh, yes, the inform
the public thing... Um, ahem. In these two articles one journalist
manages to squeeze out two bits about libraries (let's hope he's
on staff). On one hand, library
patrons are returning, on the other they prefer
to get their information from tabloids rather than books.
(discuss)
(Posted by George)
More on Kunitz at 100
One
of the great American poets getting the attention due his work,
but because of his age. I love old men. I don't know what
it is. No, really, I do love them. I never had grandparents (all
dead before my time) so I suppose I am susceptible to their charms.
(discuss)
(Posted by George)
Lost Kerouac play resurfaces
Apparently
it had a Helluva weekend in New York and wound up tattooed and
on a truck bound for Tijuana. (discuss)
(Posted by George)
What's this "copyfight" thing
all these kids are talkin bout these days? In my day, you were
lucky to get one idea a year, much less fight about it... We fought
about potatoes instead... and with them to, if there weren't no
rocks at hand...
Get your feet in the copyright debate with this
primer article.
Intellectual
property, a term that barely existed 35 years ago, and peer-to-peer
file-sharing, a technology that only came into mass consciousness
with Napster in 1999, have become one flashpoint among many,
the new reality showing itself in other ways besides arguments
in courtrooms and chatrooms. Blogs and podcasting are challenging
traditional media and information-delivery models, for example.
At the same time, the trademarking
of ideas has reached a point of absurdity, with the billionaire
Donald Trump attempting (without success) to register his "You're
fired!" catchphrase from the popular TV show The Apprentice,
and Fox News claiming ownership of its "fair and balanced"
slogan by attempting to prevent the satirist Al Franken from
using it in the title of a book that lampooned the right-wing
broadcaster.
In Canada, each day's damning
testimony at the Gomery Inquiry is framed in some quarters not
as a reflection of Liberal Party actions or ideas but as a tarnishing
of "the Liberal Party brand."
Yay,
Star! You know, a paper could do real business in Canada by informing
the public instead of just printing opinion pieces and columns...
(discuss)
(Posted by George)
RIP: Gerry Ruby
Bookseller, owner of Lichtman's, dead
at 57. (discuss)
(Posted by George)
"It really is monumental ignorance, almost
nauseating ignorance"
I love the way people say things like race
"spoils" birthday. Um, no, maybe Penguin spoiled
it's own birthday by including Jamie Oliver instead of James Baldwin.
Race had nothing to do with it. Racism, however... And speaking
of rampant fear of colour (or fear of a black planet, as the case
may be)... I give you: the Huckleberry
Finn who's not
allowed to be black. (discuss)
(Posted by George)
What rhymes with "jarhead"?
Hm... I won't even speculate. Those crazy marines are known for
their guns, willingness to kill on command, and poetry.
(discuss)
(Posted by George)
Ah, Christianity... what have you written over now?
Maud points to an
interesting article, and even more
interesting source site, about a project to xray original
Archimedes mathematical writings from beneath the pen of a Christian
monk who scraped off the original writings, cut the book in half,
wrote over it all and resewed it into new covers. (discuss)
(Posted by George)
The COMPLETE set?!?! Zounds!
If you were ever desperate to give
a gift to a ninja you loved, or cared about, or have read
the snarky words of at one time or another and thought, "I
don't think I'll kill him today," then this
is the book for you. I am drowning in my own drool. (From
Bookslut) (discuss)
(Posted by George)
DLJ, poetry gumshoe
Moby offers up a
hardboiled look at the Foetry fiasco, schweetheart. (discuss)
(Posted by George)
05/25/05:
Alan
Moore hates the V for Vendetta movie
He hates DC comics too. OK, no real surprises here.
(From Boing Boing) (discuss)
(Posted by
Peter)
Ready-made Rebellion
Harper's has posted its essay
on "transgressive fiction" featuring Neil LaBute, A.M. Homes,
Will Self, Chuck Palahniuk and Dennis Cooper. Most provocative.
(From the Rake)
One of contemporary fiction's
most frustrating tropes, however, holds that even the most shocking
transgression is made psychologically credible when a character
carries it out not for exotic or obscure reasons but for no
reason whatsoever. The technique itself is less startling than
its rate of critical success, for the credibility of such inventions
depends on accepting the proposition that they are not inventions
at all but something more profound, more authentic, than mere
art.
(discuss)
(Posted by
Peter)
"I was writing ads for Sears truck tires when a friend gave
me a copy of V"
Big-shot
writers such as DeLillo and Saunders reflect on Thomas Pynchon.
See also the review
of Cormac McCarthy's new one. (From Maud
and the Rake,
who also points to the Pynchon
blog) (discuss)
(Posted by
Peter)
Robert Downey Jr. as an insane drunk?
George and I once had
a drunken argument about whether or not Sylvester Stallone was
intelligent and sophisticated. I forget who argued what now, but
I recall that we eventually came to agreement on the fact that
Stallone was shiny. Anyway, he's
making a film about Poe now. I'm not sure how that affects
our argument. (From Maud)
(discuss)
(Posted by
Peter)
All those new hymns
Hip
hop hymns? I wonder what these new hymns are? (discuss)
(Posted by Kathryn)
Italian Inquisition
Oriana
Fallaci faces trial for perceived anti-Islamic comments in
her latest book. Babel and brimstone. (discuss)
(Posted by Kathryn)
Wagering on death
A good bet, I'd say. We all do it eventually, after all;
here's something cute -- betting on the death of a fictional character.
Will
Dumbledore die? And how the hell does Rowling get to look
like that? (discuss)
(Posted by Kathryn)
Pee-ew
A soon to be releaesed book
about Gunsmoke. It's a stinker. (discuss)
(Posted by Kathryn)
The Independent goes bird-watching
More
on the illusive Harper Lee. (discuss)
(Posted by Kathryn)
Amazon first novel
Shortlist announced. (discuss)
(Posted by George)
Munro's lifetime achievement
On
to the Nobel, Alice. (Is that like, "To the moon...!"?)
(discuss)
(Posted by George)
Slack-jawed yokels forced to remove stickers
The evolution stickers
are coming off. How will Christianity survive? (discuss)
(Posted by George)
The death of English? Departments?
Hitch says, doze
the English departments. (discuss)
(Posted by George)
Google books vs copyright
More
on the copyright battle, this time with Google's plans to
scan every book and eventually your cheques, shopping lists and
text-based tattoos. (discuss)
(Posted by George)
Supermarket books bring down prices, intellect
Article
states obvious. (discuss)
(Posted by George)
More books
More
books means more fun! And confusion! And economic woe! And
dead trees! (discuss)
(Posted by George)
Summer reading list for the iPod set
Are you a cool kid? Then what are you doing here at this
site? Go
read your booklist, punker. (Thanks, Kurtis) (discuss)
(Posted by George)
"Fine, We'll Do It in My Spaceship Tower"
Romance
covers for the rest of us. (From BoingBoing) (discuss)
(Posted by George)
05/26/05:
The
greatest escape
Houdini
book up on the auction block.
A
book which escapologist Harry Houdini gave to a shopkeeper after
the man hid him from a mob of fans is to be sold.
The Hungarian-born artist had stunned a London crowd in 1908
by breaking free from a set of police manacles, but needed help
to escape his own fans.
He hid in bookseller John Salkeld's warehouse until dawn and
inscribed a copy of his book in gratitude.
(discuss)
(Posted by Kathryn)
Vietnamese comic books
I don't read comic books (unless you count Archie --
hey I like Juggie...) but this seems weird to me. The Vietnamese
have figured out that if
they draw like the Japanese, they'll keep Vietnamese readers.
Hmm, I wish someone would do a manga Archie. (discuss)
(Posted by Kathryn)
Bookseller whisperers
I've
known booksellers like this.
Mahesh
knew exactly what to tempt his buyer with. He managed, as he
often had before, to surprise me with his suggestions. When
a young woman approached, he would reach out for Paulo Coelho
without batting an eyelid. She would pay and leave. No words
were exchanged, and the transaction would last little more than
a minute.
How
do they do it? (discuss)
(Posted by Kathryn)
Amy
Tan on writing
Lots
of interesting things here. But most fascinating to me is
this last paragraph:
Tan jokingly said her mother's repeated warnings that if she
ever kissed a boy she wouldn't be able to stop and it would
lead to pregnancy, an unwanted child, abandoning the baby in
a trash can, arrest and prison, is probably one reason she and
her husband are childless.
Why
does Tan mention this? I once read that Steiglitz and her various
friends talked Georgia O'Keefe out of having children saying that
it would interfere with her art. I'm a bit sensitive to this sort
of comment being rather prolific in the childbearing department.
Do people believe this? Are childless women more creative, talented
etc. or are they just smarter? (discuss)(Posted
by Kathryn)
To The Lighthouse imperilled
Well,
the actual lighthouse is. (discuss)(Posted
by Kathryn)
Poets.org review
I don't know how I forgot this, since I was generously given a
chance last week to peruse its wonderfully redesigned archive
in advance of the official launch this Monday past, but the
Academy of American Poets has completely redone it's website.
Now with discussion forums, spotlight sections, a "listening
booth", critical prose sections, etc., it looks fantastic
and is a major resource for poetry lovers everywhere. (discuss)
(Posted by George)
My work here is done...
They are making fun of themselves now. I am obsolete. And happily
so. On to sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows. The
Patriot Act as farce:
Let's
face it, the library records are just not that interesting.
I spend half my days finding audio books of Dan Brown's The
Da Vinci Code and digging through 50 copies of Michael Crichton's
new "environmental thriller" for one decent book.
The only reason to look at what the average American is reading
(if they are reading at all) is to make fun of them. At the
time of this writing, there is one "literary" title
in the top 10 of the New York Times Fiction List, and two of
the top five books have two authors credited. I'm sorry, but
transcendent prose is not made by two guys rapping about "zinger"
plotlines over Fabulous Fruit-Filled Pancakes (only $5.99!)
at Denny's in Sarasota. In light of the country's reading habits,
I'm not overly concerned about White House Counsel Alberto Gonzales
peeking in.
Um...
okay. Let's take it as a humour piece, no? (From Moby)
(discuss)
(Posted by George)
Paper of record skipping
The
New York Times is cutting jobs. And this time it's not just
Jayson Blair's. (discuss)
(Posted by George)
"High priests and trainspotters"
McCrum looks the "fanaticism"
of the English literary society. (discuss)
(Posted by George)
Translation
Why
we need to read more work in translation.
I
am neither a scholar nor an expert on literature in translation.
I am a writer. I am a reader. I am a bookseller. I read all
kinds of books, and some happen to be translated. When I read
translations, I do so for the same reason I read anything. I
am looking for insight, for pleasure, for pain, for beauty,
for humanity, for an irresistible narrative voice, for everything
I demand of every book that I open. I am looking, in essence,
for a great read. And I’ve come to believe, gradually and perhaps
reluctantly, that our basic approach to enticing general readers
to visit foreign literary landscapes is flawed.
I
would also point to the article about the Patriot Act above...
You know, those poor feds have nothing to rifle through. Start
reading some radical Islamic texts in translation. That will keep
them busy for a while. (From Moby)
(discuss)
(Posted by George)
Chapbook press article
What a strange
little article in what looks like an alt weekly from SF. Still
nice to see it. (From Bookslut)
(discuss)
(Posted by George)
A tabloid primer
Maud points us to a
glossary of tabloid terms that's making its way around the
email circuit.
Feisty:
Short, old female
Flamboyant: Homosexual
Controversial: He did something bad but we're not sure what
Scandal-plagued: Guilty
Informed source: Reads the newspaper
Confirmed bachelor: see "Flamboyant"
War-torn: We can't find it on a map
Venerable: Should be dead but isn't (eg: Strom Thurmond)
Knowledgable observer: The reporter
Knowledgable observers: The reporter and the person at the next
desk
Self-styled: Phony
Guru: see "Self-styled"
(discuss)
(Posted by George)
05/27/05:
The
death of criticism?
Every day there's a new death
of somethingorother article. Why can't we all just get along?
...many
newspaper and magazine critics pine for a golden age when giants
walked the Earth: When the imposing Clement Greenberg was shaping
modernism in painting, the biting H.L. Mencken was exhuming
the reputation of Theodore Dreiser, and the impious Leslie Fiedler
found unsettling Freudian meanings in the novels of Mark Twain.
The nonprofit arts, with
their limited marketing budgets, have typically depended more
on criticism than the promotion-driven world of entertainment,
which is sometimes called "critic-proof." But as late
as the 1970s, the feisty Pauline Kael was spurring American
outlaw filmmakers toward their most daring work.
But it's less common,
critics say, for one of their kind to make a reputation, draw
an audience's attention to an overlooked work or uncover dark
cultural truths.
(discuss)
(Posted by George)
Florida school assigns Genesis as summer reading...
This
would be less disturbing, though equally frightening, if it was
about Phil Collins, but I assure you it isn't. Somebody's got
to let the air out of these Christianist whackos. It's filtering
down to relatively sane people. What scares me most is that in
a liberal environment this would almost seem forward thinking
and cool -- giving kids tools to appreciate the evolution of thought.
However, given the faith-debased government currently in power,
now it just looks like the religious right creeping further and
further under the skin of society (like ringworm!) I think it's
the "required" part of the whole thing. It smacks of
the way religions do business these days. (discuss)
(Posted by George)
Building libraries in remote towns
Like, really really remote. It
doesn't get much more remote than Nepal.
It
all began when Dr. Neubauer, who owns and operates an adventure
travel company called Myths and Mountains, became captivated
by Nepal during a trek.
But she was appalled to
learn that there were no public libraries in the country outside
of one or two in Kathmandu, the country's capital.
So in 1988 she established
READ, an independent nongovernment organization with a mission
of building community libraries in villages where, until now,
books have been rare.
(From
Moby) (discuss)
(Posted by George)
Bookslut has cats??
Successful litblogger
Jessa Crispin now has a
column at The Bookstandard. This first one is on "niche
fiction" (which Americans pronounce "nitch"). After
I post this, I will send her an email with the header, "Don't
you have enough to do?" in which I give her a verbal dressing
down for taking on more work. (discuss)
(Posted by George)
Hmm, dishes, eh?
Damn, I finally get a dishwasher and then I read this. A
Maud Newton reader on the pleasures of adults reading aloud.
If
you read aloud for half an hour a day on a regular basis, you
will be surprised by how much material you can get through.
We were generally too poor to afford a washing machine, so one
of us would wash the dishes while the other read aloud. Though
a native of San Diego, Michele spoke with what sounded like
a faint British accent, so she read books by British authors.
I read books by Russian authors, and we split American authors.
During those 24 years we read War and Peace, Anna
Karenina, David Copperfield, Great Expectations,
Bleak House, The Little Drummer Girl, and
many, many other books.
I
used to read allow to my ex, but she invariably fell asleep about
two paragraphs in. So I used to say, I don't read aloud to her,
I reread aloud to her. (discuss)
(Posted by George)
05/30/05:
Snottingham
If you dig deep enough, you'll get a nosebleed (that's
a liitle known Robin Hood quote). Fun
new reference book of British and Irish place names. (discuss)
(Posted by Kathryn)
Truth, Lies and Blogging
With corporations wielding so much power over the written
word and with general worries of press bias, isn't it possible
that unaffiliated 'bloggers' may have more
freedom to express the truth? Take this -
There
is, writes Virginia Postrel in her column on Forbes.com, 'something
about blogs [that] makes a lot of respectable journalists hyperventilate.
News pros seem terribly threatened by online amateurs.'
As an illustration she quotes a Los Angeles Times columnist,
David Shaw, an über-hack who won a Pulitzer Prize in 1991
for his media criticism. Blogging, Shaw writes, is a 'solipsistic,
self-aggrandising, journalist-wannabe genre'. Bloggers are 'practitioners
of what is at best pseudo-journalism' and 'many bloggers ...
don't seem to worry much about being accurate'.
(discuss)
(Posted by Kathryn)
Lindbergh's dirty little secret
A dame in every port? Well,
not exactly. (discuss)
(Posted by Kathryn)
BAM!
Here
goes Hunter S... Johnny Depp is bank rolling Thompson's last
ride. (discuss)
(Posted by George)
Saving Nuuchahnulth
A native language native to remote Northern BC is being perserved
in a dictionary for the first time in 5000 years.
The
language known to the dwindling band of Native Americans who
speak it as 'Nuuchahnulth' (pronounced Noo-cha-noolth) is like
few others in its spectacular range of dialects and its capacity
to convey complex ideas through simple words.
'Nuuchahnulth' itself
means 'along the mountains', a reference to the inaccessible
Vancouver Island mountain range on Canada's Western coast where
it is spoken.
The language has been
in steady decline ever since English speakers colonised North
Western America in the 19th Century, reducing those able to
speak it from 3500 in 1881 to around 300 today - and most of
them aged over 60.
(From
Moby) (discuss)
(Posted by George)
Embargoing yourself
in the foot
Is the struggle to maintain the secrecy around embargoed titles
hurting
booksellers' chances when they do come out?
Whilst
successful efforts have been made by publishers at clamping
down on early selling of embargoed titles, some bookshop managers
are complaining of the opposite problem, with books not arriving
on time and a lack of pre-publication marketing support. One
chain bookshop manager, while supportive of the Code, was disappointed
with the sales effect of the launched titles and told PN: “A
number of deliveries are held because of the embargo, but what
has happened with some titles is that they don’t actually turn
up until after the embargo date anyway, making it feel like
a waste of time. We’ve lost sales because of this.” Another
manager commented: “The lack of pre-publication marketing materials
in the shops cancels out the effect of the embargo. Customers
simply have a book suddenly appear without warning on a set
date.”
(discuss)
(Posted by George)
Harold Cruse
Black cultural revolutionary, profiled
in NYT (a new NYRB release of his The
Crisis of the Negro Intellectual now available). (discuss)
(Posted by George)
Earnest Hemingway scholars shocked
To
find Ernest's hacienda falling apart. (discuss)
(Posted by George)
Turkey looks to join European Union...
But was hoping to make a few last shitfaced fascist moves first.
A
17-year-o;d boy is detained for questioning after reading
Nazim Hikmet, a poet whose work was famously banned in Turkey
way back when. Way to join the world, Turkey. (discuss)
(Posted by George)
Richard Wilbur
Profiled
in the NYT. Somebody break out the sherry.
Wilbur
had the misfortune to come of age at a time when literary criticism
was receding into the academy, and simple, repeatable liturgies
involving ''originality'' made the glamorously obscure poem
easy to teach, especially to students with no inherited sense
of poetic tradition. That era is thankfully at an end. The emergence
of a poet like Wilbur as a hero to a new generation of critics
is cause for hope...
Audio
files and excerpts
here too! (discuss)
(Posted by George)
"You killed my baby"
Chuck
Palahniuk in a long radio interview (38MB) about the American
Nightmare. (From Boing Boing)
(discuss)
(Posted by Peter)
Mooo! Mooo!
Umberto
Eco on The Da Vinci Code, his youthful infatuation with
fascism and his new book. Please ignore the sloppy copy editing
and the reference to Eco's "geisha-like feet." (discuss)
(Posted by
Peter)
05/31/05
What can it be like to be this man?
To be in a crowded room of people speaking a language
not you own, I've experienced, but this? Imagine you are the last
English speaking person in the world. Here
is Alban Michael, the last Nuchatlaht speaker. And his story
is not entirely unique.
"Every
language in B.C. is on the verge of extinction because of a
lack of speakers," says Deanna Daniels of the Victoria-based
First Peoples' Heritage, Language and Culture Council.
(discuss)
(Posted by Kathryn)
Seth wins inaugural comic book award
Cheeky
thing to win a trophy you yourself designed; just the sort
of thing a comic book artist would do. Congratulations!
"I like the way it's structured," Seth said. "There's
a panel of judges who are not necessarily comics people, so
you get a vote that's not based on popularity, not based on
any sense of obligation, just based on whether they enjoyed
the book."
I
like the way the jury's structured here, too. Maybe lit awards
could benefit from mixing it up a bit. Less eggheads, down with
eggheads! (discuss)
(Posted by Kathryn)
You never listen to me; I mean really listen
So, it looks like it isn't that the Orange prize ghettoises
women,
it's that men ghettoise women. This is so disappointing. Boys,
I am so disappointed in you. Go to your room.
'When
pressed, men are likely to say things like: "I believe
Monica Ali's Brick Lane is a really important book - I'm afraid
I haven't read it." I find it most endearing that in 10
years what male readers of fiction have done is learn to pretend
that they've read women's books.'
Endearing?
(discuss)
(Posted by Kathryn)
The Hire
Beautiful women, what my guy calls penis cars, quick-reflexed
men with chiselled jaws, Ace filmmakers and, now, comic books.
Every boy's wet dream come true. BMW
does it all. And me? I'm just happy to be able to link to
a car site. (discuss)
(Posted by Kathryn)
UTNE profiles Toronto's magazine scene
Now
this was totally unexpected. For me at least. Very nice. I
guess I'll actually be reading an issue of UTNE. How droll. The
actual article isn't available online, but excerpts have been
posted here.
Consistently
thoughtful, bold, and witty, Toronto-based magazines always
figure prominently in the annual Utne Independent Press Awards
(Jan.Feb. 2005). This year, they made an especially strong showing,
garnering 10 nominations and taking home two categories (The
Walrus for Best New Title and Musicworks in the category of
Arts/Literary Coverage). The reasons for this relatively recent
creative surge are as varied as the magazines themselves...
We
should organize some kind of network of blogs that post strategic
"excerpts" from articles like this so determined readers
who don't want to spend the money (or risk the paper cuts) can
piece together the entire thing with three or four clicks. I wonder
what the legalities are... (From Moby)
(discuss)
(Posted by George)
BEHOLD!
GOOGLE PRINT! And the seas
boiled and the skies fell and the sun was as sackcloth and the
moon as blood. And lo, as he opened the seventh seal a great and
flatulent noise as of many angels trumpeting their pleasure with
dinner did permeate the firmament and a laugh like that of demon
dog Goofy did ring out across the heavens. (discuss)
(Posted by George)
Bezmozgis: the best thing to happen to
award
The
Danuta Gleed Award (of course, the TWUC website isn't updated)
gets some
good press after being given to lit
darling Bezmozgis. (Last link from PFW)
(discuss)
(Posted by George)
Fantastic
Speaking as an estranged brother, I think this
interview that brings together the famously rifted Hitchens
bros (Christopher and Peter) is just utterly fascinating. (Thanks,
Roland!) (discuss)
(Posted by George)
Brain's metaphor centre identified
Hopefully, this
will lead to a lobotomy-like cure for the urge toward poetry...
(discuss)
(Posted by George)
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